Monday, March 31, 2008

I'm Alive!!!

Tee-hee-hee. But just barely. There's a gem of an old song about the girlfriend of the whirling dervish. He was so busy whirling, he didn't notice what she was doing...or more accurately with whom she was going.

Again, I feel like I've been whirling so much, I haven't noticed whats going on around me. There are legitimate reasons for my whirliness (some valid, some not so much!) Here's some random bullets to catch you up with what's been going on in my world....

**Had a crafting party which was WAY fun. Good food and lots of laughs. It was also the celebration of my long awaited room unveiling. I'm glad the re-do is done and there are no more big projects -- well until it's time to plant the garden....

**Went to a Chocolate Fantasy Fair in Cleveland to support the Red Cross. Just an excuse to drink a lot of wine and eat a ton of chocolate. H. and I had a fantastic time, despite an extraordinarily scary run-in with the maintenance man. That might deserve it's own post in the near future.

**Because Grandma J. always insisted on something "nice" and that bed is the closest thing to heaven, I figured a good way to spend some of my inheritance was on a new TV for the bedroom. 37 inch, flat screen, LCD/HD TV. Grandma would be so proud!

**Having lots of lap top troubles. First it was crashing and had to be de-bugged. Now it's currently in the shop getting soldered. Nice. I'm currently on the oldest office computer. I do believe I'm running Windows 95.

**Currently have a canker sore AND a cold sore. I guess I'm Queen of the Herpes. Couple that with a sore throat and sinus pain, and I pretty much want to throw my whole head away.

**Went to see the movie "Penelope" about a girl who is cursed with the face of a pig. The curse is only broken when one of her own kind loves her for who she is. Anyone who doesn't want spoilage, close your eyes NOW. Obviously, we're supposed to think that "true-love" makes her beautiful. In a different twist, Penelope learns that she has to love and accept herself to be beautiful. While this may be a step closer to a positive message, I can't help but hope for a movie that correctly suggests....You are already beautiful and loved, because you were created by God.

**Was almost taken out on Riverside Drive the other day when an oncoming driver made a wide turn onto the street. Why didn't he know where he was going? Is a cell phone to blame? No, my friends...the man was CLIPPING HIS NOSE HAIRS. And they make fun of women for putting on make-up in the car.

**My mother called me a jig-saw puzzle Nazi. Everyone knows my way is the only correct way to do them. Border first, big color groupings, then fill it in. Geez. Is it that so hard?

**Frogs suck. Period. OK, Cartman doesn't, but if slow were people, he'd be China. Step up my dear. Any time.

**Finally got to talk to my long lost friend Doc Loveshack. It's been a while. Why do I miss talking to Doc Loveshack? Because the man is genuinely grateful for all he has and knows he is very blessed. It's so refreshing to talk to someone who isn't complaining, who endeavors to do better and knows how to have a laugh to boot. He's an inspiration. **sigh**

**Tonight, Linus and I are going over to his breeders house to see a new litter of puppies. Who thinks that Linus needs a sister?

That catches us up a bit, doesn't it?

Thursday, March 27, 2008

WOW!

Lawgirl and I were having a conversation the other day about how e-mail has become almost obsolete -- an archaic form of communication. Between IM and blog comments, I seem to communicate more with smileys than anything else. :)

E-mail, however, does have it's perks. Like this little gem my brother sent me. I put it under the category, "Things that make you go whoa."

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it, and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was alright.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quickly as he could, so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him, he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said 'There was a shark behind you!!' and the dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true, but they wouldn't believe him either. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw.



Monday, March 24, 2008

Sometimes we learn things we wish we never had to....

Like this week-end, I learned that while chocolate is toxic to dogs, it takes one ounce of milk chocolate per pound of dog to be fatal. In other words, a 90 pound golden retriever won't die from eating 15 Cadbury Eggs. That's a fact.

Thanks MedVet for your grace and knowledge on a stressful Easter morning.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dizzy


When you were a kid, did you ever sit in the middle of the merry-go-round and have someone else push? Everything was so clear, and you could focus on things. Suddenly, you would be going so fast, all of those clear images would become smeared together...and even when you stopped, it took a while to get your focus back.

When dancers spin, they "spot." They find a fixed object and concentrate on it, turning their bodies and keeping their head focused on the spot, eventually whipping their heads around and again focusing on the "spot." It keeps them from getting dizzy.

Over the past week, I've lost my spot. Everything has been going so fast, that events and conversations seem almost blurred, and it's hard to focus on any of them. I apologize gentle readers, for leaving you out of the loop. Big thanks to Sleepy Scott for pointing out my lack of attention.

I wish I could say that since I've been so busy, my life is more fulfilling, but it's really not. It's just busier. Even time spent with family and friends seems rushed because of everything else that "has" to be done. Like so many people in this world, I've made my life busy to distract myself from the things in my life that are painful. It's just easier to say "I'm too busy to deal with that...."

For those of us who try to walk a Christian faith, it is the perfect day to re-focus. Good Friday. The day Jesus loved me enough to give his life for mine. To recognize that the pain is necessary. My head knows this all the time. My heart forgets...but when my heart remembers, I find my "spot" again. Everything jars into focus. It's a raw feeling, but one that I'm grateful for.

I've been listening to Glenn Beck's Easter Essay. I'm not sure you can listen to it if you aren't a member, but if you get a chance, do it. It's amazing. When he tells the story of the Passion, he sets it to the music of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon." It perfectly captures the confusion among the apostles and the abandonment of Christ. That's the part that always gets me. Jesus pleading for his friends to stay awake and pray with him...and everyone drifting off to sleep, oblivious that it was their last night with him.

Sunday we will focus on the Resurrection, but today is the day to focus on the death. To recognize the pain and not try to avoid it...but to look at it straight in the eyes and start to deal with it.

You're not alone, my friend.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Thanks Mom!

Ever since Mom mentioned that Hillary Clinton looked like Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants, I can't look at her the same way any more. What do you think?







Monday, March 10, 2008

Nanny State Here We Come

First they told us to wear our seatbelts. Then we were told where and when we can/cannot smoke. What's next you wonder? Check this article out:


Homeschoolers' setback sends shock waves through state
Bob Egelko, Jill Tucker, Chronicle Staff Writers

Friday, March 7, 2008

A California appeals court ruling clamping down on homeschooling by parents without teaching credentials sent shock waves across the state this week, leaving an estimated 166,000 children as possible truants and their parents at risk of prosecution.

The homeschooling movement never saw the case coming.

"At first, there was a sense of, 'No way,' " said homeschool parent Loren Mavromati, a resident of Redondo Beach (Los Angeles County) who is active with a homeschool association. "Then there was a little bit of fear. I think it has moved now into indignation."

The ruling arose from a child welfare dispute between the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services and Philip and Mary Long of Lynwood, who have been homeschooling their eight children. Mary Long is their teacher, but holds no teaching credential.

The parents said they also enrolled their children in Sunland Christian School, a private religious academy in Sylmar (Los Angeles County), which considers the Long children part of its independent study program and visits the home about four times a year.

The Second District Court of Appeal ruled that California law requires parents to send their children to full-time public or private schools or have them taught by credentialed tutors at home.

Some homeschoolers are affiliated with private or charter schools, like the Longs, but others fly under the radar completely. Many homeschooling families avoid truancy laws by registering with the state as a private school and then enroll only their own children.

Yet the appeals court said state law has been clear since at least 1953, when another appellate court rejected a challenge by homeschooling parents to California's compulsory education statutes. Those statutes require children ages 6 to 18 to attend a full-time day school, either public or private, or to be instructed by a tutor who holds a state credential for the child's grade level.

"California courts have held that ... parents do not have a constitutional right to homeschool their children," Justice H. Walter Croskey said in the 3-0 ruling issued on Feb. 28. "Parents have a legal duty to see to their children's schooling under the provisions of these laws."

Parents can be criminally prosecuted for failing to comply, Croskey said.

"A primary purpose of the educational system is to train school children in good citizenship, patriotism and loyalty to the state and the nation as a means of protecting the public welfare," the judge wrote, quoting from a 1961 case on a similar issue.

Union pleased with ruling
The ruling was applauded by a director for the state's largest teachers union.

"We're happy," said Lloyd Porter, who is on the California Teachers Association board of directors. "We always think students should be taught by credentialed teachers, no matter what the setting."

A spokesman for the state Department of Education said the agency is reviewing the decision to determine its impact on current policies and procedures. State Superintendent of Public Instruction Jack O'Connell issued a statement saying he supports "parental choice when it comes to homeschooling."

Brad Dacus, president of the Pacific Justice Institute, which agreed earlier this week to represent Sunland Christian School and legally advise the Long family on a likely appeal to the state Supreme Court, said the appellate court ruling has set a precedent that can now be used to go after homeschoolers. "With this case law, anyone in California who is homeschooling without a teaching credential is subject to prosecution for truancy violation, which could require community service, heavy fines and possibly removal of their children under allegations of educational neglect," Dacus said.

Parents say they choose homeschooling for a variety of reasons, from religious beliefs to disillusionment with the local public schools.

Homeschooling parent Debbie Schwarzer of Los Altos said she's ready for a fight.

Schwarzer runs Oak Hill Academy out of her Santa Clara County home. It is a state-registered private school with two students, she said, noting they are her own children, ages 10 and 12. She does not have a teaching credential, but she does have a law degree.

"I'm kind of hoping some truancy officer shows up on my doorstep," she said. "I'm ready. I have damn good arguments."

She opted to teach her children at home to better meet their needs.

The ruling, Schwarzer said, "stinks."

Began as child welfare case
The Long family legal battle didn't start out as a test case on the validity of homeschooling. It was a child welfare case.

A juvenile court judge looking into one child's complaint of mistreatment by Philip Long found that the children were being poorly educated but refused to order two of the children, ages 7 and 9, to be enrolled in a full-time school. He said parents in California have a right to educate their children at home.

The appeals court told the juvenile court judge to require the parents to comply with the law by enrolling their children in a school, but excluded the Sunland Christian School from enrolling the children because that institution "was willing to participate in the deprivation of the children's right to a legal education."

The decision could also affect other kinds of homeschooled children, including those enrolled in independent study or distance learning through public charter schools - a setup similar to the one the Longs have, Dacus said.

Charter school advocates disagreed, saying Thursday that charter schools are public and are required to employ only credentialed teachers to supervise students - whether in class or through independent study.

Ruling will apply statewide
Michael Smith, president of the Home School Legal Defense Association, said the ruling would effectively ban homeschooling in the state.

"California is now on the path to being the only state to deny the vast majority of homeschooling parents their fundamental right to teach their own children at home," he said in a statement.

But Leslie Heimov, executive director of the Children's Law Center of Los Angeles, which represented the Longs' two children in the case, said the ruling did not change the law.

"They just affirmed that the current California law, which has been unchanged since the last time it was ruled on in the 1950s, is that children have to be educated in a public school, an accredited private school, or with an accredited tutor," she said. "If they want to send them to a private Christian school, they can, but they have to actually go to the school and be taught by teachers."

Heimov said her organization's chief concern was not the quality of the children's education, but their "being in a place daily where they would be observed by people who had a duty to ensure their ongoing safety."



HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SCREAM NO BEFORE WE ARE HEARD?

For My Friend....


Happy 3? Birthday Lawgirl!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Snowed In


The Cincinnati Enquirer, January 15, 1918, p. 8, cartoon of an "old timer."


I guess they've been making jokes about Ohio weather for a long time. Personally, I love being snowed in. It provides a perfect opportunity to get all of those annoying tasks done that I've been putting off for so long. It also provides for a great learning experience. Here's a list of the few things I've learned during the great blizzard of 2008:

1) Even if I have 500+ channels, nothing is as entertaining as Mindy and Marshall on channel 4 mis-reporting snow emergencies every 5 minutes, defending their drive into work and wondering what Tacoma is going to buy from Panera to measure the snow. (FYI, the snow was one baguette deep in the Panera parking lot on 23).

2) I have 9 cake mixes in my pantry including pineapple, angel food, pound, spice, carrot and pumpkin. Hmmmm.....

3) Uggs are not drift proof.

4) 1 Hot shower + 2 Alleve = 3 hour nap.

5) I have a king size bed, a full size bed, 6 dining room chairs, a couch, an ottoman, an overstuffed chair and 4 baskets of laundry. The cats favorite place to sleep? Whatever pillow my head is laying on.

6) Reading "The Long Winter" during the Long Winter is extremely gratifying.

7) It IS possible for my backroom to be organized.

8) Linus loves to shovel snow. He likes to rear back, stiff-legged onto the shovel as I scoop, then bury his head into the shovel and spill the contents. I didn't attempt the drive, but I did manage to clear the sump pump outlet.

9) 5 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper is my limit before my tongue starts cramping from the acid.

10) I am so thankful for family with snow plows.

Hopefully, Spring will arrive soon...like Buckeye Chuck said.

Monday, March 3, 2008

As Ohio goes, so goes the nation....

Usually there are a multitude of parties and get-togethers in the months of January and February to attend. This year has been different -- I'm not sure why. Anyways, it's left me with a need to talk all things political. And I can't help but wonder who ya'll are voting for tomorrow and why. Party line or sabotage vote...or maybe you honestly believe what these candidates are saying...what's your strategy going to be?
Yes. I did it. Can of worms. Opened.