Pennsylvania Primary Humor (A Man's Perspective)

I don't understand why the choice is so hard. Choice number one:

An attorney married to an attorney.

Choice number two:

An attorney married to an attorney.

Choice number three:

An ex-war hero, married to a gorgeous, blond, busty billionaire heiress to a beer distributorship.

Any questions?**




**Freely adapted from a bit I heard on my drive home yesterday on the 610 WTVN John Corby Show.